Been in the desert without a phone or internet connection since yesterday morning, sorry about the late post. Here is my parody! Since Orvis did his BNL parody, I'm sharing a slightly-edited version of a BNL One Week parody I wrote in the 6th grade, called "Six Months."
It's been six months since the start of school
Class is starting to bug, I'm gonna drool
Three weeks til the SATs
I think I'm gonna faint with all the pressure on me
Five nights since I last had sleep
The homework never ends, I always wanna weep since
Yesterday teacher yelled at me
But it'll still be three months til I can say 'bite me'
Please let me go out to recess
I'm failing my test
I gotta go to the bathroom
The lunch is turd with rubber bird and pizza made of hard cardboard
I think that from now on I'm bringing food from home
Like Micheal Jordan with the ball at recess
Teacher likes me best
Because I really really work hard
My god I really hate gym class, what crawled up coach's ass
Besides a flabby sack of pig lard
I'm gonna scream I'm gonna shout if school refuses to let out
In time for Darkwing Duck and Eerie Indiana
Hey 3:00 it's after school, let's hurry home, forget the rule
That says no junk food, I want chips not a banana
How can I help it if I'm acting like a child
I'm underage I should be immature and wild
I'm the kinda girl who does all her homework
But that doesn't mean I won't act like a jerk, no
I have a tendency to wear my skorts to PE
I have a history test but I forgot to study
It's been six months since the start of school
Class is starting to bug, I'm gonna drool
Three weeks til the SATs
I think I'm gonna faint with all the pressure on me
Five nights since I last had sleep
The homework never ends, I always wanna weep since
Yesterday teacher yelled at me
But it'll still be three months til I can say 'bite me'
Dickety Dinah the cafeteria lady
She's been here a while, has to be at least 80
Watching sex ed is confusing
I'll stick to snoozing, and doodling pictures in the notebook
That I keep here in my lisa frank binder, with the reminder
That there's a field trip set for friday
If I don't get sick on the bus when, we're on the trip then
My field trip buddy's gonna love me
I'll get to buy a souvenir from the gift shop as long as we're
Allowed to go in groups and take turns one by one
I begged my mom and dad to let me bring a Lunchables, you get
slices of meat and cheese and crackers and Capri Sun!
How can I help it if I'm acting like a child
I'm underage I should be immature and wild
I'm the kinda girl who does all her homework
But that doesn't mean I won't act like a jerk, no
I have a tendency to wear my skorts to PE
I have a history test but I forgot to study
It's been six months since the start of school
Class is starting to bug, I'm gonna drool
Three weeks til the SATs
I think I'm gonna faint with all the pressure on me
Five nights since I last had sleep
The homework never ends, I always wanna weep since
Yesterday teacher yelled at me
But it'll still be three months til I can say 'bite me'
It'll still be three months til I can say 'bite me'
I'm spending my summer break in Hawaii
2 comments:
You reminded me of the sheer awesomeness of Eerie Indiana! It's just been added to my Amazon basket =).
Oh, and your poem rocks of pre-teen Secondary school pressure and great kid shows. Do you remember Pete & Pete?
Haha, oh Pete&Pete! Audrey loooooved that show. I stuck to Eerie Indiana bc I didn't get cable :-( Heard it was good though. I'm guessing you were a fan!
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